If I Only Had A Shed

Voting opens August 1

I wish I had a Stratco shed I'd put it in the yard And then I hope the gardening Wouldn't be so hard I'd have somewhere for my barrow and somewhere for my hoe And every time I needed them, I'd know just where to go At the moment when I need my things I can't find them anywhere So I go over to my husband's shed and find them over there My barrow and my shovel, my hoe and garden rake All seem to grow legs of their own so they can Read More

I wish I had a Stratco shed I'd put it in the yard And then I hope the gardening Wouldn't be so hard I'd have somewhere for my barrow and somewhere for my hoe And every time I needed them, I'd know just where to go At the moment when I need my things I can't find them anywhere So I go over to my husband's shed and find them over there My barrow and my shovel, my hoe and garden rake All seem to grow legs of their own so they can re-locate He gets upset when I go crook - he says I'm being slack I wouldn't mind if he used my tools, but I wish he'd put them back! The first thing I'd put on my shed, there isn't any doubt Is a great big lock upon the door to keep my husband out He says he doesn't take my things - but this statement has no carriage If I had a Stratco shed, it might just save my marriage!! Read Less

By Sally

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